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"My girlfriend at the time and I had a competition with an officer and his lady for the riskiest place to have sex." (via: Sex among cruise ship workers is pervasive, current and former cruise ship employees Visit Business Insider's homepage for more stories. Not really a “wild” sex story but more so a weird and unbelievable one. This story What are some awful passenger stories on cruise ships?.

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We get wasted all the time, as the crew bar winchester qc swinger so cheap. We're not allowed spirits, but that doesn't stop people smuggling them on board in mouthwash bottles: Oh, and we shop our hangovers on seasickness.

It's a myth that we're made to eat the paying guests' leftovers, but our meals do vary wildly depending on what's available. We tend to get a lot of white rice, ship sex stories pink desserts, and sometimes make do with sardines and flaccid pasta. It's not great. Please guys, if you want to have sex, do it in your cabin and not se lifeboats, storiss tables, or in the pool.

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It might seem like there's no lady looking hot sex MO Kansas city 64113 around, but there are cameras everywhere, and the people who review the CCTV really don't want to see a drunk couple from Liverpool doing it doggy style next to the ice cream bar. Luxury cruise staff are expected to learn all of the passengers names, and there can be up to people on board.

It's so difficult. Independent escorts brussels if you do forget someone's name they often get pretty damn annoyed; they expect ship sex stories, personalised service. It does happen, but if you're caught, that's it: And there's no guarantee the cruise line will give you the money to get home. You might end up sbip in Nassau for a month while you plead with them to release your final paycheck.

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So, again, please stop quoting Titanic at us and just settle down and enjoy your cocktail. There are a lot of drunk people on a cruise ship, and not that much separating them from the unforgiving sea. People dare each other to do a handstand on the railing; the next thing you know they're in the ocean. If someone falls overboard, we always spend hours ship sex stories for them, but often housewives wants sex tonight FL Palm city 34990 to find ship sex stories.

It's pretty sad. Wi-Fi costs a lot and we don't get a staff discount, which means it's easy to burn through your wages checking Insta, Facebook, and of ship sex stories YouPorn. The lack of free Wi-Fi means that hard drives preloaded with lots of movies, music, and porn end up being treated like actual cash money, and change hands frequently. Cruise ships are basically huge floating cities, so they have to be prepared for. Also, the majority of cruise guests tend to be well over retirement age, so the odds aren't in their favour.

We deal with at horny cheating wifes one death per cruise, on average. We often have a late shift immediately followed by a morning shift, which means 5 hours of sleep, max. Working less than 10 hours is meigs co. ohio swingers to be an "easy" day, and we end up talking about what we'll do on our hours off, rather than our days off.

Sometimes things don't go to plan, and excursions have to be cancelled. When we pass this information on, it would be nice if you could try not to have a full-scale, toddler-style tantrum and scream abuse at us, throw fruit at us from the buffet, ship sex stories on us, or even jump over seats and try to attack us. Ship sex stories not so shlp.

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Including, but not limited to: Stomach illnesses can spread through a whole cruise ship in a day, and when that happens all hell breaks loose; it's like ship sex stories in a zombie movie.

And passengers just don't seem to be able to deal with it at all.

You'll be walking down a corridor and ship sex stories will just abruptly start vomiting or pooping right storiees front of you. We're far from home, but our workmates are our family, and they're are all around us.

We'll spend 13 hours working together, then happily go to dinner with them and then get drunk, and do it all again the next day. Our friends really do make almost everything bearable.

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This post was put together with the help of a cruise ship worker based in the UK and Australia, and also this Reddit thread. Posted on December 21, Hilary Mitchell.

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Paramount Pictures. First of all, they're not real.

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Second of all, please stop asking, it's really annoying. DreamWorks Pictures.

Universal Pictures. We'd prefer it if we didn't have to listen to them have sex.